Country My Whole Life
Country My Whole Life
I been singing these songs since my dad and my momma gave me my strange name
And it’s about damn time that yaʼll realize that I ain’t playing no games
Cause Iʼm a rock star
With a tele guitar
Livin’ in a genre that suits me right
I said I been country
For my whole life
Well now I went to school just to get a degree
Settle down on a farm with a family
But the more I sing the more I see
This is my life
This is me
Cause Iʼm a rock star
With a tele guitar
Livin’ in a genre that suits me right
I said I been country
For my whole life
If you donʼt like me then I donʼt mind
This is me this is my life
Cause Iʼm a rock star
With a tele guitar
Livin’ in a genre that suits me right
I said I been country
For my whole life
Cause Iʼm a rock star
With a tele guitar
Livin’ in a genre that suits me right
I said I been country
For my whole life
Country Girls
I just love country girls all tanned up
like cans of skoal I try to keep at least three in the front seat of my truck
Pony tail and tight tight jeans
Its a simple look
You better watch your step boy
your little heart is gunna fall in love
Cause its a no good back woods southern scheme
Like kryptinite you knock me to my knees
Way you walk way you talk way you sing way you scream
Country girls, lord help me
Well now I was fishin in my favorite fishin stream
when I turned the bend I couldnʼt comprehend it was the perttiest thing I seen
Yeah a 5 weight rod casted by a blonde
she was such a beautiful thing
I didnʼt catch a fish no I must admit
that girl she out fished me
Cause its a no good back woods southern scheme
Like kryptinite you knock me to my knees
Way you walk way you talk way you sing way you scream
Country girls, lord help me
Gimme them country girls
Gimme them country girls
Gimme them country girls
Gimme them country girls
Cause its a no good back woods southern scheme
Like kryptinite you knock me to my knees
Way you walk way you talk way you sing way you scream
Country girls, lord help me
country girls country girls
country girls country girls
country girls country girls
Guns
I got guns and a 4 wheel drive
girl git in we got some deer to shine
and donʼt worry I got a block permit
46 inch tires with an eight inch lift
So git up and come jump inside
you can hold my Gun while I shine the light
and theres one I pull off to the ditch
Squeeze that trigger now girl donʼt flinch
Thats when you show me that you love me
Thats when I know your all I need
it aint the way you look
its the way you are
how you donʼt care sets my soul on fire
thats when you show me that you love me
I got a gig in Nashville tonight
testin songs the radio man might like
but donʼt worry they donʼt sound like this
might sell to a wanna be taylor swift
so turn around and crank it up real high
My songs sound better when you work them thighs
I gotta go Send ya off with a kiss
you say no I cut work Iʼm coming with
Thats when you show me that you love me
Thats when I know your all I need
it aint the way you look
its the way you are
how you donʼt care sets my soul on fire
thats when you show me that you love me
Yeah and Iʼm a simple man I like Lincoln Logs
Cow tippin Bass fishin and giggin frogs
I go coon huntin with a pack a dogs
I love sippin jack till the day lights dawn
Thats when you show me that you love me
Thats when I know your all I need
You take the way you look
with the way you are
how you donʼt care sets my soul on fire
thats when you show me that you love me
Tanlines
My left arm’s burnt from runnin this truck
Up north on 2 tracks gittin stuck in the mud
Window rolled down and my fist outside
My right still white cause I use it to drive
City folk laugh and people ask why
I tell ‘em this here’s a custom country boy tanline
Because I dont need no light bulb bed
To bronze my body from my toes to my head
I got the sun to keep my neck red
If that turns ya off you can’t slice my bread
Its a beautiful day in the broad daylight
Workin on these country boy tanlines
And I look like a coon with my polorize
From a long day fishin’ runnin’ flathead line
They help me do work I don’t compromise
Won’t even take ‘em off when the sun don’t shine
White stripes from my ears leading up to my eyes
Yeah this here’s a custom country boy tanline
Because I dont need no light bulb bed
To bronze my body from my toes to my head
I got the sun to keep my neck red
If that turns ya off you can’t slice my bread
Its a beautiful day in the broad daylight
Workin on these country boy tanlines
And I go to the pool to jump off the high dive
I shed my t-shirt and the place goes blind
Legs and chest never see daylight
Blue jeans and boots is how I tractor ride
A farmer’s tan call it what you like
But this heres a custom country boy tanline
Because I dont need no light bulb bed
To bronze my body from my toes to my head
I got the sun to keep my neck red
If that turns ya off you can’t slice my bread
Its a beautiful day in the broad daylight
Workin on these country boy tanlines
Lordy here she come in them cut off jeans
Bikini top the woman of my dreams
She takes it all off out behind the barn
I help her rub the oil with my 2 strong arms
She says its your turn throws my clothes aside
Now I’m a country boy workin’ on my Tanlines
Because I dont need no light bulb bed
To bronze my body from my toes to my head
I got the sun to keep my neck red
If that turns ya off you can’t slice my bread
Its a beautiful day in the broad daylight
Workin on these country boy tanlines
Dad’s Song
It seems like these days they all know my name
Expect me to remember yours and I prolly won’t do the same
Back stage they think I need cocaine
Donʼt knock it till you tried it boy I reply no thanks
But I ain’t gonna stop you if ya twist one up
Kinda like Willie Nelson says it’s better
When you tie on a buzz
But what gets me high is driving here tonight
Hitting that stage sweating off my ass from the heat of them lights
Now stop let it hold while the Grizzly Girls pose
Get the whole damn place a spinning out of control
With a little bit of south and a little bit of north
A little Ted Nugent and a little bit of George
These four wheels are home living out of my van
‘Cause when I was a boy I said dad
I want to be in a band
You three in the front yeah them what’s up
Yaʼll been to the last four shows I’m telling ya
Man that’s love
And every word I sing you all sing along
And its a strangely safe feeling cause
These are my songs
And I ain’t gonna stop cause I’m country tough
Yeah in order for that high road to get smooth
It’s gotta start rough
My babies crying saying please come home
Well baby I’m a rambling man these roads are all I’ve known
Now stop let it hold while the Grizzly Girls pose
Get the whole damn place a spinning out of control
With a little bit of south and a little bit of north
A little Ted Nugent and a little bit of George
These four wheels are home living out of my van
‘Cause when I was a boy I said dad
I want to be in a band
Son Iʼm writing you this from the heart
Go make you a living playing that old guitar
Donʼt you forget you were raised on a farm
Seems like your spinning and spinning like the wheels on a runaway car
But I need you to know that you got my love
Yeah that’s something that a father and a son donʼt remember enough
And what you’re doing son it makes me proud
Cause son you’re a Gunnar you born to kill that crowd
Now stop let it hold while the Grizzly Girls pose
Get the whole damn place a spinning out of control
With a little bit of south and a little bit of north
A little Ted Nugent and a little bit of George
These four wheels are home living out of my van
‘Cause when I was a boy I said dad
I want to be in a band
I want to be in a band